Dogma #8


Our dog, the one tall enough to reach the top of the bed, wakes me up like this more often than I would care for it to happen.  If I ignore her long enough, which is more difficult than one might think, she’ll crawl onto the bed, walk a couple steps, collapse all 60-70 pounds of her body onto whatever human body parts happen to be there, let out a really loud, almost cow-like sounding moan and then go to sleep.  Of course my wife and I are now awake by this point, but that doesn’t matter to the dog.