I’m a dork. For awhile my kids would precede just about every conversation with the phrase “Guess what…” followed by the basis of their thought (“…what happened in art” “…what a friend said” “…what I did” etc) and it was always asked in the form of a question. Of course a normal person would simply ask “what?” to the obviously rhetorical question. Me being me, I would actually guess at what they were talking about, annoying them to no end. Suffice to say my kids rarely start a conversation with “guess what…” anymore.